Curse

THE ROCK · Jul 27, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12

*gets up 3 hours later after getting hit the mace*
*sips beer and pretends nothing happened*

Opeth11 · Jul 27, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16

*jumps on THE ROCK*
*rock bottoms him onto the jukebox*
*smacks THE ROCK with a microphone*

THE ROCK · Jul 27, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26

*smashes Opeth w/ a glass bottle*
*grabs a bell and smashes it against his head*

Opeth11 · Jul 27, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28

*struggles to walk straight*
*SPEARS THE ROCK with a..spear*
*uses bag of thumbtacks*
*spreads them all over the floor*
*CHOKESLAMS THE ROCK OVER THE THUMBTACKS*
*forces him to roll*
*forces him to roll into a pile of melted feces*

The Whakka · Jul 27, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13

*delivers chuck norris style roundhouse to opeth's face*
*pulls groin in process, and falls down in pain, on top of the rock saving me from falling into teh poop*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 27, 2006, 06:44 AM // 06:44

THE ROCK's robotic body parts are crushed by Whakka.
Sips beer and watches in amusement.

Opeth11 · Jul 27, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04

*grinds Whakka into THE ROCK*
*laughs at the homosexual situation*
*watches as the two slowly sink into the giant pile of feces*

I pwnd U · Jul 28, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11

*sips beer*
*wonder why i got err=7*

Opeth11 · Jul 28, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19

*throws a new special move called err=7 at pwnd*
*takes his beer*
*chugs it*
*err=7's pwnd again*

Amonster666 · Jul 28, 2006, 09:56 AM // 09:56

*sits in the corner and sucks my thumb*
*thumb turns purple*AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I pwnd U · Jul 29, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37

*resets connection*
*gets new beer*
*sips beer*

Knight of Balthazer · Jul 29, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41

*gets up from floor*
*gets a 12 liter beer*
*chugs*
*burps*

Opeth11 · Jul 29, 2006, 06:43 AM // 06:43

*offers everyone a chinese finger trap*

RuPee · Jul 29, 2006, 06:53 AM // 06:53

*gets finger trapped with opeth*
*accidentally cuts opeth's fingers off while trying an attempt to free ourselves from the ancient chinese mystery of the finger trap*

Opeth11 · Jul 29, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57

*is actually an asian mutant*
*fingers grow back*
*uses chinese RuPee trap*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 29, 2006, 07:00 AM // 07:00

Introduces the Chinese Pwnage Trap

Here's how...
1. Ask someone to volunteer to be trapped
2. Have everyone close their eyes
3. Pull out large sword and decapitate volunteer
4. Yell "PWNED!"
5. Repeat as necessary

I pwnd U · Jul 29, 2006, 07:42 PM // 19:42

*sips beer*
*reacts to hearing my name*
*looks back at beer*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Jul 30, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Introduces the Chinese Pwnage Trap

Here's how...
1. Ask someone to volunteer to be trapped
2. Have everyone close their eyes
3. Pull out large sword and decapitate volunteer
4. Yell "PWNED!"
5. Repeat as necessary

I'd rather switch in step three with some chinese drunken blows.

*asks you to volunteer for a chance for a free beer*
*has everyone close their eyes*
*chugs a beer and uses a flurry of drunken blows*
*screams out "pwned" in chinese*
DAIIIIIISEEEEIIIIIIIIII~~~~~~
*repeats because it is necessary*

I pwnd U · Jul 30, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47

*sips beer*
*ignores shouts of my name in different languages*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Jul 31, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

*assaults pwnd with more chinese mumbo jumbo*
Auuu ho go laayyyy)@(#$*

This is fun -_-